his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
