So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
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Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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