It was confusing and full of hummus
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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