Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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