I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I think my moral compass just broke
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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