You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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