I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
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I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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