i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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