She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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