Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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