Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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