my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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