Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
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There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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