There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
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On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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