So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Is Oprah even human
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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