no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
literally had 100 drinks last night.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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