there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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