She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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