he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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