I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Still dying that you shit outside
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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