i just had sex bonerless
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
please come you make the beer taste better
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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