Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I am midnight drunk by noon
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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