Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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