doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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