Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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