i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
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You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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