My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
