Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
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I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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