im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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