it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
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You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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