Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Operation Purity has been aborted
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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