This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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