i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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