i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
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There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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