Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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