I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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