Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
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You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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