I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?