Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
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You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.