If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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