Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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