I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
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Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
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I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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