erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
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I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
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Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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