i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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