Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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