i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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