i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
only if we run a train.
done.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Randomize