Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you traded sex for a burrito?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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