There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Randomize
