we're blogging at a bar
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I accidentally had phone sex last night
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
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They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
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If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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