should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
