No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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