barbara walters just said penis...
she smelled like a LAN party
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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