i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
