"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
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after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
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I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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