My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
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i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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