I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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