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I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
MIDGETS
????
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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